Title: electricity favors us
Characters: Nick Jonas/Miley Cyrus
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3,800 words
Summary: eating lunch and talking about music with an old friend.
Warnings: Ridiculous speculation.
Author's Note: For miss_bennie because she's my enabler.

( and did you know, electricity favors us )

There are TWO new Office episodes tonight and I'm jazzed, so here's the Ryan fic dump I promised? All-in-all it's a little over 4,000 words. The first two are Pam/Ryan and the last one is Kelly/Ryan.

( you know that I could use somebody, someone like you )

The problem with the Jonas Brothers fandom is that there's not a centralized place to post any kind of fic you want, just specialized communities. So miss_bennie, fiorie, annakovsky, and I hereby bring you a place to do just that!

This community is for ALL types of Jonas fic: Gen! Het! Slash! Incest! We want it all. So, JOIN, POST, AND PIMP TO YOUR FRIENDS! Let's make this thing happen for real, Jonas fans :) :)



( Banner codes for you to post in your journals if you're so inclined <3 )

Sometimes things happen. Like, you're in the grocery store minding your own business and see Miley Cyrus's memoir on sale for 25% off. Or you spend your Sunday morning making this.

The mix follows the timeline of their relationship, and is kind of image heavy, because that's just how I roll. Plus tons of quotes and Jonas lyrics because, let's face it, the only real quotes we will ever get from Nick about this will be in lyrics-form.

Whatever, I love them, you guys, and I have no shame left. Hope you like it.

[edited on 04/12 for added adorableness]


( Schmoopy songs for the schmoopiest couple. )

[dedicated to miss_bennie, for reasons]

Title: follow through to you
Authors: miss_bennie and mozarts_friend
Pairing: Nick Jonas/Demi Lovato
Rating: R
Word Count: 13,190
Warnings: Teenagery feelings.
Summary: Do you really hang out with the Jonas Brothers in real life, or just when you’re working?
Demi Lovato: Well, we hang out mostly because of work, but I’m very close with Joe. He’s like an older brother, so I hang out with him the most of any of them.
Authors' Notes: No disrespect intended, etc. Just for fun. Haha, this is what happens when miss_bennie and I watch SNL and spend the rest of the weekend writing epic chat fic? I don't even know. Consider this our Nick/Demi gift to you. To everyone, really.

This is the conclusion, the first part is over at miss_bennie's journal HERE.

( In the elevator he can't help but be really aware of how they're alone, just standing really close and staring at each other. )

Title: Easy Academy: Fall Semester (part 2 of 2)
Fandom: Band of Brothers/Jonas Brothers/Disneyverse RPF crossover
Pairing: Nix/Nick Jonas, Winters/Nix, Joe Jonas/Demi Lovato
Rating: R
Word Count: 9,103
Summary: Sexy war goes to high school! In this AU (of an AU) the BoB boys are teachers at a modern day all boys school. The student body consists of enlisteds, the Jonas Brothers, and a slew of Disney actors. It sounds cracky because it is.
Warnings: Underage sexin' and inappropriate student/teacher relationships
Author's Note: This fic is an entirely EPIC group effort and the product of countless brainstorming by agate, annakovsky, irishmizzy, londondrowning, and myself. Want to read, but aren't familiar with either BoB or Disney? Check out our character primer: Easy Academy Facebook!

After Homecoming Nix was hoping that maybe Nick would stop coming in to tutoring for a while. Or, you know, ever.

Title: Easy Academy: Fall Semester (part 1 of 2)
Fandom: Band of Brothers/Jonas Brothers/Disneyverse RPF crossover
Pairing: Nix/Nick Jonas, Winters/Nix, Joe Jonas/Demi Lovato
Rating: R
Word Count: 9,647
Summary: Sexy war goes to high school! In this AU (of an AU) the BoB boys are teachers at a modern day all boys school. The student body consists of enlisteds, the Jonas Brothers, and a slew of Disney actors. It sounds cracky because it is.
Warnings: Underage sexin' and inappropriate student/teacher relationships
Author's Note: This fic is an entirely EPIC group effort and the product of endless brainstorming by agate, annakovsky, irishmizzy, londondrowning, and myself. And there's plenty more to come, so, uh, get ready?

It never fails. Dick calls him 'Mr. Nixon' first thing every morning even though they've been basically best friends for years now. Sometimes he thinks he does it to remind him that he's a teacher and that he should act accordingly, but mostly he thinks Dick's trying to be funny. He's just not the funniest of guys.

I've had fun doing picspams lately, and since so far they've all been of the adorable Ron Livingston, I wanted to do one of my original One True Love, Mr. Ben-Jo Novak. <3

[Warning: VERY IMAGE HEAVY]


( I would fuck the shit out of a panda. )

We all know I enjoy Ron Livingston and that I REALLY enjoy the show STANDOFF, which was canceled after one season so that Fox could make room for the other quality programming we know and love today (which, uh, I'm blanking on even ONE Fox show that I even watch, so). Below the cut you will find a picspam of epic proportions. I hope you like it.


( STANDOFF: THE MAKEOUTS )

I accidentally made like 30 Ryan/Kelly icons, oops.



( I'd like to see him try )

Dear yuletide author,

This is my first year doing this so I'm not sure exactly what to write here, I just looked at other people's letters and thought I'd give it a go!

( Here's where I talk about my Wish List )

Title: Stuck in yesterday
Fandom: The Office
Pairing: Ryan/Kelly
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,700
Spoilers: Through Crime Aid, just to be safe.
Summary: Just a really short oneshot (wow, I haven't written anything this short in a long time!), because Ryan and Kelly turn me into a huge sap like none other apparently.

( You really shouldn't do that though, because if you start thinking of Ryan Howard as your Pacey Witter then you'll end up just going ahead and kissing him anyway, and that isn't good for anybody. )

Once upon a time, annakovsky wrote an LJ entry (or two) about how Damian Lewis turned her into a crazy person. Well, I'm throwing my hat into the ring in a big way because I've spent the last few months watching every terrible movie that Ron Livingston has ever been in. I figure everyone knows the big stuff, so I'll skip 'Office Space' and 'Sex and the City' and 'Band of Brothers," but Ron is the greatest and I don't GET why his career hasn't been better than this.

So anyway, enjoy the massive picspam below and my re-cap of some hilariously bad movies! [I decided to post this here so that I could keep it unlocked]

Warning: Might be a little NSFW!

( Campfire Tales )


( Two Ninas )


( Body Shots )


( Little Black Book )


( Pretty Persuasion )


( House M.D. )

Okay, that's it for now because that was... long. But there will probably be a Part II in your futures, and maybe one solely for STANDOFF.

Title: We're just a little unkept out in the streets (Part I)
Fandom: The Office/Sex and the City crossover
Pairing: Pam/Jack Berger, Pam/Jim
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 6,000 (Part I)
Spoilers: Some very minor S5 details, and some details from the SaTC movie.
Summary: Pam moves to New York and makes friends. (This was started over the summer, so it departs from Season 5 canon, but I tried to incorporate some bits!)
Author's Notes: This was getting long, so I decided to post the first half now. Kind of an odd crossover, I know - if you don't remember/aren't familiar with Jack Berger, he's the author Carrie dated in Season 6 of SaTC. Some extremely minor spoilers for the SaTC movie, but not really.

( We're just a little bit lost inside our houses. )

Title: Who they'll kiss before they go home
Fandom: Band of Brothers
Pairing: Speirs/Lip, Speirs/Nix
Rating: R
Word Count: 3700
Summary: But while the rest of the men may be alright with just waltzing into Hitler's empty house and pissing on his couch, once they make it to the Eagle's Nest he can't help that sinking feeling that there's no place for them to go now but down.
Author's Notes: Based on the characters in the HBO series, no disrespect is intended. Written for the nothing_hip 'Me vs. Maradona vs. Elvis' prompt. And for BoBtide, obvs. [uh, also if there are any inaccuracies in the details, feel free to correct!]

( (while your mouth makes your demands) )